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Tytuł: Cacka boom

  • Wykonawca: Ian Dury
  • Wy¶wietleń: 319

  
   If you're cold, well here's a plan:
  Pull the plug out of your fan
  If you're hot, now here's a scheme:
  Park your botty in the stream
  If you're tired, check this plot:
  Seek a source that hits the spot
  If you're snooty, here's a ploy
  Stroll along the hoi polloi
  You'll not have owt to show for it
  If you don't go for it
  You'll have to come to terms with it,
  Get on the firm with it
  If you don't get to grips with it,
  You've had your chips with it
  You'll only come to rue it if you don't do it
  
  If you're lost, well try this notion:
  Find yourself a magic potion
  If you're angry, check this wheeze:
  Count to ten and then say, 'cheese'
  If you're uptight here's the answer:
  Learn to be a belly-dancer
  If you're concerned, suss a wangle:
  Try it from a different angle
  Now you can put a name to it,
  You must lay claim to it
  You'll have time to regret it,
  If you don't go and get it
  You won't have much to talk about
  If you don't go on walkabout
  Don't think you won't mind it
  If you don't try and find it
  
  No-one said you must be good as gold
  It's what you haven't done
  That matters when you're old
  No-one said these things are pre-ordained
  Nothing ventured...
  
  If you're guilty, cop a stroke:
  You only did it for a joke
  If you're dozy, here's a tactic:
  Tell 'em all they're too didactic
  If you're fed up, here's a wrinkle:
  Let your piano forte tinkle
  If you're wobbling here's a trick:
  Happy go toilet, click, click, click