Tytuł: Nanook rubs it

• Wykonawca: Frank Zappa
• Wyświetleń: 296

  
   WELL, RIGHT ABOUT THAT TIME, PEOPLE
  A FUR TRAPPER
  WHO WAS STRICTLY FROM COMMERCIAL
  STRICTLY COMMERCIAL
  HAD THE UNMEDICATED AUDACITY TO
  JUMP UP FROM BEHIND MY IG-YA-LOO
  PEEK-A-BOO
  AND HE STARTED IN TO WHIPPIN'
  ON MY FAV'RITE BABY SEAL
  WITH A LEAD-FILLED SNOW SHOE
  I SAID WITH A LEAD, LEAD-FILLED
  LEAD FILLED, A LEAD FILLED SNOW SHOE
  HE SAID PEEK-A-BOO PEEK-A-BOO
  HE WENT RIGHT UP SIDE THE HEAD
  OF MY FAVORITE BABY SEAL
  AND HE WENT WHAP! AN' HE HIT HIM
  ON THE NOSE
  AN' HE HIT HIM ON FIN 'N HE...
  
  AN' THAT GOT ME JUST ABOUT AS EVIL
  AS AN ESKIMO BOY CAN BE...SO
  I BENT DOWN 'N I REACHED DOWN 'N I
  SCOOPED DOWN AN' I GATHERED UP
  A GENEROUS MITTEN FULL OF THE DEADLY
  YELLOW SNOW
  THE DEADLY YELLOW SNOW
  FROM RIGHT THERE WHERE THE HUSKIES GO
  WHEREUPON I PROCEEDED TO TAKE THAT
  MITTEN FULL OF THE DEADLY YELLOW SNOW CRYSTALS
  AND RUB IT ALL INTO HIS BEADY LITTLE EYES
  WITH A VIGOROUS CIRCULAR MOTION
  HITHERTO UNKNOWN TO THE PEOPLE ON THIS AREA
  BUT DESTINED TO TAKE THE PLACE OF THE MUD SHARK
  IN YOUR MYTHOLOGY... HERE IT GOES NOW:
  THE CIRCULAR MOTION... (RUB IT)...(HERE FIDO)...
  AND THEN, IN A FIT OF ANGER, I POUNCED
  AND I POUNCED AGAIN
  GREAT GOOGLY-MOOGLY
  I JUMPED UP 'N DOWN THE CHEST OF THE...
  I INJURED THE FUR TRAPPER
  
  WELL, HE WAS VERY UPSET
  AS YOU CAN UNDERSTAND
  AND RIGHTLY SO, BECAUSE
  THE DEADLY YELLOW SNOWS CRYSTALS
  HAD DEPRIVED HIM OF HIS SIGHT
  AND HE STOOD UP
  AND HE LOOKED AROUND
  AND HE SAID:
  I CAN'T SEE I CAN'T SEE
  OH WOE IS ME, I CAN'T SEE
  NO NO NO I CAN'T SEE...
  HE TOOK A DOG-DOO SNO-CONE
  AN' STUFFED IT IN MY RIGHT EYE
  HE TOOK A DOG-DOO SNO-CONE
  AND STUFFED IT IN MY OTHER EYE
  AN' THE HUSKIE WEE-WEE
  I MEAN, THE DOGGIE WEE-WEE
  HAS BLINDED ME
  AND I CAN'T SEE
  TEMPORARILY
  
  WELL, THE FUR TRAPPER STOOD THERE
  WITH HIS ARMS OUT-STRETCHED ACROSS
  THE FROZEN WASTELAND
  TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT HE'S GOING TO DO
  ABOUT HIS DEFLICTED EYES
  AND IT WAS AT THAT PRECISE MOMENT THAT HE
  REMEMBERED AN ANCIENT ESKIMO LEGEND
  WHEREIN IT IS WRITTEN
  ON WHATEVER IT IS THAT THEY WRITE IT ON UP THERE
  THAT IF ANYTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO YOUR EYES
  AS A RESULT OF SOME SORT OF
  CONFLICT WITH ANYONE NAMED NANOOK
  THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET IT FIXED UP
  IS TO GO TRUDGIN' ACROSS THE TUNDRA
  MILE AFTER MILE
  TRUDGIN' ACROSS THE TUNDRA
  RIGHT DOWN TO THE PARISH
  OF SAINT ALFONZO...