Tytuł: Wax The Booty

• Wykonawca: Kid Rock
• Wyświetleń: 359

[Voice Talking:] Yeah, but you know people are scared to have conversations
  like this and that's...and that's what it boils down to.
  When you see a guy you already know whether not you want to fuck him,
  don't you?
  [Girl:] Yep
  [Voice Talking:] Guaranteed
  [Girl:] Yep
  
  Alright we are gonna have a hot time in the old town tonight
  
  See a fly skinny on the avenue
  My shades down hat flipped on and on a cashew
  Could not believe my eyes so I lifted up my shades
  And this girl is starring at me as if she wanted to get laid
  Next the girl started steppin and she crossed the street
  She walked to me and at that my knees got weak
  Then I snapped to realize that it was my duty
  To get this freak and co-wax the booty
  
  Wax that booty
  Co-wax the booty
  Freaky freaky freak with the nice size booty
  Wax that booty
  Co-wax the booty
  I gotta freak freak so I am gonna wax her booty
  
  Heading for the crib I was reciting some rhymes
  When the freak cut in and started telling of the times
  She wanted to rock me and these were no lies
  And that is when I contracted the rise in my Levis
  Step into my crib she said the rise impressed her
  So without delay I began to undress her
  Unstrapped her bra and whispered to her are you with me
  She said yes so I grabbed them titties
  Next was the test to see if she was high rank
  I dropped her panties and was slippin, I asked do you stank
  She said no and noted to me that her shower soap is Gucci
  So I dropped my boxers and headed for her coochie
  Headed fo her coochie
  Grease it down real good
  Headed for her coochie
  Dang that's good
  
  Now when I got to her coochie I looked close to see
  If this girl had any types of signs of VD
  She did not so I said to myself Oh goody
  And I grabbed my dick and co-stuck in her puddy
  Started rocking this freak with my hands on her butt
  You should have seen in her booty I was tearin it up
  Next I whispered in her ear baby please turn over
  And rocked doggie style while I was calling her Rover
  Still tearin it up on her face was a grin
  Holdin on to her waist pumping harder than sin
  But she was lovin it all with her back in a arch
  I busted my nut and she started to bark
  Arf...Arf...Arf
  Uhhhhhhh
  Arf...Arf...Arf
  Uhhhhhhh
  Arf...Arf...Arf
  Na na bop but nop but
  
  Now if you think the story is over just listen to this
  I thought my mission was complete so I gave her a kiss
  Then I was searchin for a towel to clean off my dickie
  Cuz it was kinda wet all bloody and sticky
  And to talk about gross heres something sicker than sick
  The bitch dropped to her knees and licked the tip of my dick
  I started trippin cause this was something I've never seen
  The girl was more than a freak she was a sexual fiend
  And when I thought that was as gross as one girl could get
  She stuck her finger in her booty and then she licked it
  Oh now this girl was much more to me than a freak
  In my opinion she was plain nasty
  But never the less I completed my duty
  I got this freak and co-waxed the booty
  
  Wax that booty
  Co-wax the booty
  I got the freak and I waxed her booty
  I love the booty, you love the booty
  Hey freak come here and let me wax your booty
  
  Too short don't stop
  Too short don't stop
  Too short don't stop the beat
  Hey yo short dog can I get a bitch
  Biiiiiiiitch
  
  Now if you like the booty come on fellas show it
  This is your last verse to wax so why would you blow it
  And if the ladies if you are tired of a man on your fanny
  Then fuck you go home and watch the tube with granny
  Cause this is booty night non stop
  With the number one wax and me Kid Rock
  So lets get hyped cause if I see you calm
  I am gonna think that you are waxin with Rosie Palm
  I mean really how could you be so dumb
  Just look at all the girls that are dying to get some
  Man, just don't be a wussy
  And I'll guarantee you could get a piece of pussy
  But to get it you have to realize
  don't brag to the freak about your dick size
  Man, that's not the way to win it
  Cause it is not the length of your wand its the magic in it
  
  Wax that booty
  Co-wax the booty
  Freaky freaky freak with the nice size booty
  
  Wax that booty
  Co-wax the booty
  I got freaks and I wax those booties
  
  [Voice Talking:] Yeah, but you...you know...you know what I'm sayin.
  What kind of Popsicle you like?
  [Girl:] What kind of Popsicle?
  [Voice Talkng:] Yeah
  [Girl:] Don't matter
  [Voice Talkng:] Huh?
  [Girl:] It don't matter
  [Voice Talking:] It don't matter?
  [Girl:] Nope
  [Voice Talking:] So what, you gonna do that to mine, ain't you?
  [Girl:] Nope
  [Voice Talking:] Well you ought to.
  I mean you ought to go run to the store
  and you know they would never know what you practicing for.
  They'll like, "Girl you trying to put some weighty not a Popsicle
  and in the back of your mind no I'm practicing to suck Kid Rock's dick.
  You know? That would be kind of sweet, wouldn't it?