Tytuł: E bay

• Wykonawca: Weird Al Yankovic
• Wyświetleń: 151

  
   Yeah
  A used ... pink bathrobe
  A rare ... mint snowglobe
  A Smurf ... TV tray
  I bought on eBay
  
  My house ... is filled with this crap
  Shows up in bubble wrap
  Most every day
  What I bought on eBay
  
  Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
  Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
  Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
  They had it on eBay
  
  I'll buy ... your knick-knack
  Just check ... my feedback
  "A++!" they all say
  They love me on eBay
  
  Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
  Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
  (From some guy) I've never met in Norway
  Found him on eBay
  
  I am the type who is liable to snipe you
  With two seconds left to go, whoa
  Got Paypal or Visa, what erev'll please
  As long as I've got the dough
  
  I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
  Sell me ... your watch, please
  I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
  I'm highest bidder now
  
  (Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
  (From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
  (Hey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
  Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)
  
  Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
  Wanna buy (a case on vintage tube socks)
  Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
  (Found it on eBay)
  
  Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster)
  (Pez dispensers and a toaster)
  (Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
  (I'll buy on eBay)
  
  What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y