Tytuł: Fat

• Wykonawca: Weird Al Yankovic
• Wyświetleń: 283

Your butt is wide, well mine is too
  Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
  The word is out, better treat me right
  'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
  Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
  
  My zippers bust, my buckles break
  I'm too much man for you to take
  The pavement cracks when I fall down
  I've got more chins than Chinatown
  
  Well, I've never used a phone booth
  And I've never seen my toes
  When I'm goin' to the movies
  I take up seven rows
  
  Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
  (Fat, fat, really really fat)
  You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
  (Fat, fat, really really fat)
  You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
  (Fat, fat, really really fat)
  Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
  Just now tell me once again who's fat
  
  When I walk out to get my mail
  It measures on the Richter scale
  Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
  I'm the only one who gets a tan
  If I have one more pie a la mode
  I'm gonna need my own zip code
  
  When you're only having seconds
  I'm having twenty-thirds
  When I go to get my shoes shined
  I gotta take their word
  
  Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
  (Fat, fat, really really fat)
  You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
  (Fat, fat, really really fat)
  You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know
  (Fat, fat, really really fat)
  And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
  Lemme tell you once again who's fat
  
  If you see me comin' your way
  Better give me plenty space
  If I tell you that I'm hungry
  Then won't you feed my face
  
  Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
  (Fat, fat, really really fat)
  You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
  (Fat, fat, really really fat)
  You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
  (Fat, fat, really really fat)
  Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
  I really sit around the house
  
  You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
  (Fat, fat, really really fat)
  You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
  (Fat, fat, really really fat)
  You know, you know, you know, come on
  (Fat, fat, really really fat)
  And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
  Lemme tell you once again
  
  You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
  (Fat, fat, really really fat)
  You know I'm fat, you know, hoo
  (Fat, fat, really really fat)
  You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
  (Fat, fat, really really fat)
  And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
  Just tell me once again who's fat