Tytuł: Germs

• Wykonawca: Weird Al Yankovic
• Wyświetleń: 330

Sometimes I really want to be alone
  But that's one state I'm never in
  Because I know that I've got millions upon millions
  Of tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin
  
  (Germs) I rub and scrub until my flesh is raw and bleeding
  (Germs) But they just come right back
  (Germs) I can't even see 'em, but I know they're up to something
  Hey, don't touch that - you don't know where it's been
  
  They're all over me
  They're inside of me
  Can't get 'em offa me
  I'm covered with ... microscopic bacteria
  What do they want from me
  What'll they do to me
  There's no escape for me
  I'm crawling with ... microscopic bacteria
  
  Now if I ever dare to go to sleep
  That's when they start their sneak attack
  In the morning I wake up in utter horror
  To find my teeth are covered with bacterial plaque
  
  (Germs) Can't get those parasitic creatures off my face
  (Germs) And there's more comin' every day
  (Germs) I never said that they could camp out on my body
  I wish they'd pack their tiny little bags and move away
  
  They're all over me
  They're inside of me
  Can't get 'em offa me
  I'm covered with ... microscopic bacteria
  What do they want from me
  What'll they do to me
  There's no escape for me
  I'm crawling with ... microscopic bacteria
  
  They're creepin' around my shorts
  They're under the bathroom sink
  They're ridin' inside my car
  They're swimmin' in my drink
  They're hidin' between my toes
  They're lurkin' in every kiss
  I got 'em way up my nose
  In every orafice
  I'm gonna show them who's boss
  I'm gonna get even yet
  Just gimme some Lysol spray
  Just hand me a moist towelette
  Don't tell me I'm paranoid
  I know that they're after me
  Look under the microscope
  See??
  
  They're all over me
  They're inside of me
  Can't get 'em offa me
  I'm covered with ... microscopic bacteria
  What do they want from me
  What'll they do to me
  There's no escape for me
  I'm crawling with ... microscopic bacteria
  
  They're all over me
  I can feel 'em all over me
  Over every part of me
  Microscopic bacteria
  I know they're watching me
  They're always watching me
  They're coming after me
  Microscopic bacteria
  Won't somebody help me
  Please somebody help me
  You've got to believe me
  They're out to get me
  They wanna control me
  They wanna destroy me
  They're tryin' to kill me
  It kind of upsets me