Tytuł: I Can't Watch This

• Wykonawca: Weird Al Yankovic
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I can't watch this. I can't watch this
  I can't watch this. I can't watch this
  
  My my my my TV makes me so bored
  Makes me say, oh my lord
  What is this garbage here?
  Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears
  It sucks, and that's no lie
  It's about as much fun as watching paint dry
  Lowers my IQ one notch
  And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch
  
  I told you homeboy... I can't watch this
  Yeah, nothin' but trash and you know...
  I can't watch this
  Poke out my eyes, man... I can't watch this
  Yo, gimme that remote control... I can't watch this
  
  Talkin' 'bout sick shows
  Tere's America's Funniest Home Videos
  I can't believe my eyes
  When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize
  Somebody's poor old mom
  Falls down off the roof, lands right on the lawn
  Face first on a rake
  I hear they've got it on the seventeenth take
  That's funny as a kick in the crotch
  And that kind of show, uh, I can't watch
  
  Yo, I told you... I can't watch this
  Change the channel now, man... I can't watch this
  Yo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker... I can't watch this
  
  Cosby Show and Rosanne
  Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can
  Judge Wopner, oh my
  You gotta be Rainman to like this guy
  Thirtysomething is alright
  If you like hearing yuppies whining all night
  Can't stand Twin Peaks
  Wish they'd lynch those donun-eatin' freaks
  Thos Siskel & Ebert bums
  Oughta go home and sit on their thumbs
  
  That's word because you know... I can't watch this
  I can't watch this
  Break it down!
  
  Here's-how-to-order-money-back-guarantee-removes-tough-stains-fast
  -it-tastes-more-like-fresh-peanuts-they-keep-going-and-going-don't-hate-me
  -because-I'm-beautiful-could-be-dandruff-our-prices-are-insaaaane!!!
  
  Stop! Prime Time!
  I'm pretty sure I'll be sick
  If I have to watch another stupid pet trick
  Or that guy with the real flat hair
  That goes "woof woof woof" and waves his fist in the air
  Or those weird talk shows
  About Transsexual Nazi Eskimos
  They're rude, crude and vile
  Just for a minute let's flip down the dial
  
  Flip, flip, flip... yeccch, I can't watch this
  Look man... I can't watch this
  I can't take this torture no more, I can't...
  I can't watch this
  Pay the bills, station break
  Break it down!
  
  Operators-are-standing-by-cubic-zirconium-necklace-you're-soaking-in-it
  -and-our-fabulous-swimsuit-issue-when-you've-got-a-headache-this-big
  -this-is-your-brain-on-drugs-I've-fallen-and-I-can't-get-up!!
  
  Stop! Cable Time!
  HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV
  I might like 'em more after my lobotomy
  Now why did I ever pay for this junk?
  I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk
  Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless T & A
  It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away
  
  I can't watch this. I can't watch this
  I can't watch this. Yeah... I can't watch this
  I told you... can't watch this
  Too hip, can't watch this
  Get me outta here... can't watch this