Tytuł: Isle Thing

• Wykonawca: Weird Al Yankovic
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Met this fine young thing
  At the local Circle K
  We made a date for a half past eight
  And I said, "What the hey?"
  
  So I journeyed to her crib
  And I let myself inside
  That chick was slouched down on the couch
  I think her brain was fried
  
  Couldn't figure it out
  She wouldn't even look at me
  Then I saw her eyes, she was hypnotised
  Cold glued to her TV
  
  "Hey, what's your problem baby doll
  Let's have a little fling"
  She said, "Hey you fool, now just be cool
  I'm watchin' that Gilligan's Isle thing"
  
  Isle thing
  Isle thing, isle thing, isle thing
  
  Watchin' all night
  Musta, been a marathon
  I was bummin', those shows kept comin'
  Here's what was goin' on
  
  These Castaways were stranded
  On this island out at sea
  One of them called Gilligan
  So let's name him after m
  
  He'd mess up every rescue
  Man, that first mate was illin'
  If I was one of those Castaways
  I think I'd probably kill 'im
  
  Just about that time
  Telephone began to ring
  She said, "Just let it, my machine'll get
  We're watchin' the Gilligan's Isle thing
  
  Isle thing
  She loves that Gilligan's Isle thing
  Isle thing, isle thing, isle thing
  Please, baby, baby, please
  
  I like the professor
  He always saves their butts
  He could build a nuclear reactor
  From a clouple' of coconuts
  
  She said, "That guy's a genius"
  I shook my head and laughed
  I said, "If he's so fly, they tell me why
  He couldn't build a lousy raft"
  
  And while we're on the subject
  I'll tell you one thing for sure
  Those homeboys brought an awful lot
  For just a three hour tour
  
  Then her mom came in the room
  It was kind of embarrasing
  She said, "Hey you two, I was once like you
  And I loved that Gilligan's Isle thing"
  
  Isle thing
  She'd watch that Gilligan's Isle thing
  Please, baby, baby, please
  
  Skipper's in a hammock
  He's looking kinda fat
  He'd throw a fit and then he'd hit
  Old Gilligan with his hat
  
  Mrs. Hal had it goin' on
  But Mr. Hal was meaner
  Ginger and Mary Anne could've used
  Some funky cold medina (?)
  
  I was really diggin' this show
  I didn't know what to do
  It kinda looked like I was hooked
  Now I'm an addict too
  
  I know each episode by heart
  Now I'm the rerun king
  And on every date we both stay up late
  And we watch the Gilligan's Isle thing
  
  Isle thing
  Hasta la vista, little buddy
  Gilligan's Isle thing, isle thing, isle thing