Tytuł: It's All About The Pentiums

• Wykonawca: Weird Al Yankovic
• Wyświetleń: 290

It's all about the Pentiums, baby
  Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
  Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
  It's all about the Pentiums, baby
  It's all about the Pentiums, baby
  It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
  It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
  Yeah
  
  What y'all wanna do?
  Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
  Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
  9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
  Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
  Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
  Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
  I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
  I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
  Installed a T1 line in my house
  Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse
  Upgrade my system at least twice a day
  I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K
  I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him "Money" for short
  I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
  It's all about the Pentiums, what?
  You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
  You've got white-out all over your screen
  You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
  What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
  You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh
  Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
  You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
  You're the biggest joke on the Internet
  Your database is a disaster
  You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster
  Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
  Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
  And postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
  I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
  You're just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller
  
  It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
  It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
  It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
  It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
  
  Now, what y'all wanna do?
  Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
  Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
  9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
  
  Uh, uh, loggin' in now
  Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
  Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
  They call me the king of the spreadsheets
  Got 'em printed out on my bedsheets
  My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks
  But it was obsolete before I opened the box
  You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
  Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique
  Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great
  If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
  My digital media is write-protected
  Every file inspected, no viruses detected
  I beta tested every operation system
  Gave props to some, and others? I dissed 'em
  While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
  It does all my work without me even askin'
  Got a flat-screen monitor forty inches wide wide
  I believe that your says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side
  In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
  You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser"
  Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
  Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
  Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
  If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you
  What? What? What? What? What?
  
  It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
  It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
  It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
  It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
  Now, what y'all wanna do?
  Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
  Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
  9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
  What??