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Tytuł: Jurassic Park

  • Wykonawca: Weird Al Yankovic
  • Wy¶wietleń: 351
I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes
  And before long, they were cloning DNA
  Now I'm being chased by some irate veloceraptors
  Well, believe me... this has been one lousy day
  
  Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
  All the dinosaurs are running wild
  Someone shut the fence off in the rain
  I admit it's kinda eerie
  But this proves my chaos theory
  And I don't think I'll be coming back again
  On no
  
  I cannot approve of this attraction
  'Cause getting disemboweled always makes me kinda mad
  A huge tyrannosaurus ate our lawer
  Well, I suppose that proves... they're really not all bad
  
  Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
  All the dinosaurs are running wild
  Someone let T. Rex out of his pen
  I'm afraid those things'll harm me
  'Cause they sure don't act like Barney
  And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend
  Oh no
  
  Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
  All the dinosaurs are running wild
  What a crummy weekend this has been
  Well, this sure ain't no E-ticket
  Think I'll tell them where to stick it
  'Cause I'm never coming back this way again
  Oh no... oh no