Tytuł: Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White

• Wykonawca: Weird Al Yankovic
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Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams
  Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means
  First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear
  Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air
  My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare
  Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere
  
  Now Doctor, wait a minute, you ain't heard nothin' yet
  Next comes the part that I won't ever forget
  Now I'm bein' followed by these Russian spies
  They give me some velcro, and an order of fries
  Suddenly I'm bowling on the Starship Enterprise
  I fall down a hole and that's when I realize
  
  I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
  I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
  Night after night after night after night
  
  All right!
  
  Doctor, won't you tell me, am I going insane
  Was it something I ate or something wrong with my brain
  See, I'm naked in church when I meet a dinosaur
  Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor
  Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door
  And I'm back in the very same place I was before
  
  Now I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
  I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
  Night after night after night after night
  
  And I can't bust out and I can't break free
  And it's gettin' just a little too stuffy here for me
  And I can't go home and I can't get loose
  And I try to escape but it's just no use
  
  And I can't ever leave and I can't ever win
  And we're runnin' outta air and the walls are closin' in
  And I can't go back and I can't get through
  But Vanna since you're here, why don't you let me buy a vowel from you
  
  Come on Vanna, come on!
  
  Ow, buhhh
  
  Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again
  That's right, I even wake up screaming now and then
  See, I'm coming home from work but I forgot my address
  I'm half an hour late for my algebra test
  Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest
  And I'm falling and falling and I guess you know the rest
  
  I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
  I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
  Night after night after night after night
  
  I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
  Stuck in a closet with Vanna White
  N-n-n-night after night after night night night
  
  Then I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White (ya-ya ya-ya, ya-ya, ya, ya-ya)
  I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
  Night after night after night after night
  
  I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White (ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya)
  I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White