Tytuł: Taco Grande

• Wykonawca: Weird Al Yankovic
• Wyświetleń: 319

Taco... grande. Taco... grande
  
  Yo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado
  Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado
  Las flautas y tamales, siempre muy bueno
  Y el chile relleno
  
  You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada
  That's right, I want the whole enchilada
  My only addiction has to do with a flour tortilla
  I need a quesadilla
  
  I love to stuff my face with tacos al carbón
  With my friends, or when I'm all alone
  Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero
  Un burrito ranchero
  
  So give me something spicy and hot, now
  Break out the menu, what you got, now?
  Oh, would you tell the waiter I'd like to have sour cream on the side
  You better make sure the beans are refried
  
  Taco... grande. Taco... grande
  
  Well, there's not a taco big enough for a man like me
  That's why I order two or three
  Let me give you a tip, just try a nacho chip
  It's really good with bean dip
  
  I eat uno, dos, tres, quarto burritos
  Pretty soon I can't fit in my Speedos
  Well, I hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitas
  And a pitcher of margaritas
  
  Well, the combination plates all come with beans and rice
  The taquitos here are very nice
  Now I'm down on my knees, we need some extra tomatoes and cheese
  And could you make that separate checks, please?
  
  Taco... grande. Taco... grande
  
  "Buenos noches, senor.
  bienvenido a el burritos casa de salsa.
  tenemos muchos platos muy sabrosos si puedo
  recomendar el ardiente pollo al infierno muy delicioso.
  sus ojos se quemaran, su estomago estara en fuego,
  se quedaran en el bańo por una semana,
  entiendes lo que digo gringo estupido tonto?"
  Well, the food is coming, I can hardly wait
  Now watch your fingers, careful hot plate!
  What you think you're doing with my chile con queso?
  Well, if you want some, just say so
  
  Oh boy, pico de gallo
  They sure don't make it like this in Ohio
  No gracias, yo quiero jalepeńos, nada más
  You can toss away the hot sauce
  
  ?Donde estan los nachos? Holy frijole!
  You better get me a bowl of guacamole
  Y Uusted, Eugene? Why's your face turning green?
  Don't you like pinto beans?
  
  You want some more cinnamon crispas?
  If you don't, hasta la vista
  Just take the rest home in a doggie bag if you wanna
  You can finish it mańana
  
  Well, it's been a pleasure, I can't eat no more
  Seńor, la cuenta, por favor
  If you ain't tried real Mexican cooking, well, you oughta
  Just don't drink the water