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Tytuł: The Weird Al Show Theme

  • Wykonawca: Weird Al Yankovic
  • Wy¶wietleń: 241
Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al
  And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal
  But the sanitation workers really didn't approve
  So he packed up his accordion and had to move
  To a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree
  And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory
  And he played on the company bowling team
  And every single night he had a strange recurring dream
  Where he was wearing lederhose in a vat of sour cream
  But that's really not important to the story
  
  Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist
  With a spatula tatooed on her arm (on her arm)
  But he didn't keep in touch
  And he lost her number
  Then he got himself a job on a tator tot farm
  And he spent his life-savings on a split-level cave
  Twenty miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth)
  And he really makes a might fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich
  For what it's worth
  
  Then one day Al was in the forest trying to get a tan
  When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man
  He was caught in a beart trap and Al set him free
  And the guy that he rescued was grateful as could be
  And it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV
  So he gives Al a contract and whaddya know
  Now he's got his very own Weird Al show
  
  [much unintelligeable talking and yelling]