Tytuł: Waffle King

• Wykonawca: Weird Al Yankovic
• Wyświetleń: 313

It took a lifetime, but I finally found
  The perfect waffle recipe
  You'll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin' town
  One little bite and I'm sure that you'll agree
  
  Your eyes roll back and your knees get weak
  Aw, you're gonna lick your plate clean
  People come from miles around just to study my technique
  I make the best darn waffles this world has ever seen
  
  I'm the Waffle King (Waffle King)... yeah
  Waffle King (Waffle King)
  That's what they call me
  Waffle King (Waffle King)
  Hey, I'm the Waffle King
  
  Everywhere I go, the people cheer
  I never have to wait in line
  People say, "Right this way, sir... Your money's no good here.'
  Some day I betcha they'll build me a shrine
  
  And everybody say, "Well, I'm your biggest fan!"
  "I seen your picture in People Magazine!"
  Folks come from around the world just to shake my hand
  If you don't believe in the power of the waffle lemme show you just what I mean
  
  I'm the Waffle King (Waffle King)
  Make you want to scream and shout
  Waffle King (Waffle King)
  That's my name, don't wear it out
  Waffle King (Waffle King)
  Make no mistake about it I'm the Waffle King... yeah
  
  Roll out the red carpet, 'cause here I come
  All you peons better scram
  Out of my way, you worthless piece of scum
  Don't you know who I am?
  Hey!
  
  I wanna see you grovel, you waffle-eatin' fools
  Everybody, on your knees
  You wanna buy a waffle, you're playin' by my rules
  Go on, beg me... lemme hear you say "pretty please"
  
  Can't you tell the universe revolves around me?
  Don't you know you suckers owe me everything?
  And can't you see that I'm the highest form of life that there could ever be?
  Everybody all around the world, stand up and sing
  Come on know...
  
  Waffle King
  Hey, batter batter
  Waffle King
  Hot on your platter
  Waffle King
  Say, what's the matter
  Don't you know who I am?
  Don't you know who I am?
  Tell 'em, girls
  (He's the Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Waffle King)
  Yeah yeah
  (He's the Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Waffle King)
  Tell the truth now
  (He's the Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Waffle King)
  Don't you know who I am?
  Don't you know who I am?