Tytuł: Won't Eat Prunes Again

• Wykonawca: Weird Al Yankovic
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It was just the other day
  When we went to Joe's Cafe
  Just to order up a couple steaks to eat
  
  But we noticed something wrong
  All the Worcestershire was gone
  But the waitress brought a different kind of treat
  
  She said this sauce was the chef's new creation
  Guaranteed, it's a new taste sensation
  But she warned us it's made out of prunes
  "Try a little if you dare"
  "Nothing can compare"
  So we had some and now we swear
  We won't eat prunes again
  
  That was such a dirty trick
  Boy, it really made us sick
  Well it looks like we've been done in by the prune
  
  Still the memory lingers on
  I been livin' in the john
  'Cause I've had the runs since Monday afternoon
  
  I'd sell my soul for some new constipation
  Need a cure for this new aggravation
  Diarrhea has taken its toll
  Still got the runs today
  Just like yesterday
  Buddy, that's why I'm hear to say
  We won't eat prunes again
  
  Won't eat prunes again
  No no
  
  Yeah
  
  Eat the new sauce
  Same as the old sauce