Tytuł: Car Thief

• Wykonawca: Beastie Boys
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Some static started in the pool hall
  Hit a motherfucker's face with the cue ball
  Then I met this girl she tried to gank me
  So I smacked her in the booty with M.C. Plank Bee
  Me and my crew out breaking windows
  The bingo the lotto you know I'll never win those
  Possession is half the law
  I had my routines before all y'all
  Your whole life is coming apart at the seams
  You ain't nothing but a car thief biting routines
  I'm a city slicker I ain't no townie
  Right now I wish I had another hash brownie
  Like Ricky always said you've got to toke and pass
  Or Mookie's gonna kick your fuckin' ass
  You try to take what isn't yours like a God damn rat
  See personally I wouldn't want to go out like that
  
  
  I'm a writer a poet a genius I know it
  I don't buy cheeba I grow it Marijuana
  People always trying to get next to me
  I had a beautiful experience on Ecstasy
  Smoked up a bag of elephant tranquilizer
  Because I had to deal with a money hungry miser
  Had a caine filled Kool with my man Rush Rush
  Saw my teeth fall in the sink when I started to brush
  You be doing nose candy on the Bowie Coke Mirror
  My girl asked for some but I pretended not to hear her
  You can't deny me you always want to try me
  You're just gonna get your ass kicked
  Homeboy throw in the towel
  Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell
  The Godfather of Soul is in the belly of the beast
  For smoking that dust at St. Anthony's Feast
  
  
  All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters
  Sitting in the White House pulling their peters
  Buy my cheeba from the cop down the street
  The only cop with a rope chain walking the beat
  Like a sneaky pouch time bomb tickin'
  Like the beat to my rhyme just kickin'
  Space cake cookies I discover who I am
  I'm a dusted old bummy Hurdy Gurdy Man
  Five-O caught me now I'm going to the mountains
  Said good-bye to my girl my lawyers and accountants
  My mind is kinda rhymin and I think I oughta think
  So I'm rockin all the rhymes and I'll have another drink
  So the lights are flashing my mind is spinning
  I feel like it is always the beginning
  Of another rhyme I'm rapping M.C.'ing I rock
  You ain't nothing but a car thief who must be stopped