Tytuł: D'you Ken Ted Moult?

• Wykonawca: Half Man Half Biscuit
• Wyświetleń: 384

Our Ted,It has to be said,
  Produces proof beyond us.
  Rain, shine, or gale force 9
  His rigs remain intact.
  helicopters in my garden
  Bringing wind! "I beg your pardon!"
  Double glazing is amazing
  don't you all agree?
  
  No fears, they'll last you for years
  Our statistics prove it,
  and you'll pose when everyone knows
  It's you who sets the pace.
  On the cold and frosty morning,
  Scoff and howl at yule tide warning
  insulation for the nation.
  That's the one for me!
  
  No draft, 'cause that would be daft,
  A feather acknowledges Newton.
  And ball and chain let loose on the pane
  Can only smash your nerves.
  In the Hibernating season
  fit the best, it stands to reason.
  no complaining we're in training.
  Thanks to Mr Moult (way hay)
  
  [ Thanks Alan Drover for correction ]