Tytuł: Dez The Demon Decorator

• Wykonawca: Toy Dolls
• Wyświetleń: 173

Brighten up you home, it said in the advert
  All your decorating done by an expert
  How the hell was I to know he's such a dirty sod
  I wanted subtle shades, maybe something duller
  There's paint on the chairs & the dogs a different colour
  I'm the only bloke I know that does have a day-glo scullery...
  
  [Chorus:]
  Dez the demon...never coming back, he's never coming back ooeee
  Dez the demon...never get a cheque, he'll never get a cheque from me
  Dez the demon decorator
  
  He split a tin o'gloss coz he's a clumsy swine
  "I'll paint the carpet pink, I've got no turpentine"
  Pink footprints everywhere reminding me
  The neighbours came for tea & they began to frown
  The wallpaper was cock-eyed, flowers upside down
  What the flippen 'ecks that decorating clown done now...
  [Chorus.... Guitar Bit]
  
  Dez the demons deed is done, my house is an eye-sore
  Bumps & Lumps in the wallpaper, paint splashed on the floor
  I won't be calling Dez the demon, won't be calling Dez the demon
  I won't be calling Dez the demon decorator anymore...
  [Chorus]