Tytuł: I Know What You're Getting for Christmas

• Wykonawca: Nerf Herder
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Hey kids, do you know what you're getting for christmas this year?
  (No...)
  Well lemme tell you about it!
  
  For little Johnny there'll be video games underneath the tree
  And Sally in Ohio will get Malibu Barbie
  For little Elmer Johnson, old socks that smell like pee
  I know what you're getting for Christmas
  
  For the homeless in the street, there'll be tin cans and rain
  For the plumber in his saggy pants, another clogged up drain
  For the millionaire in the mansion, more money and cocaine!
  I know what you're getting for Christmas
  
  Singing Fa la. Fa la. Fa la. Fa la. Fa la. Fa la.
  I know what you're getting for Christmas
  
  For the ladies: A new perfume, with the same old smell
  And for the TV Preacher, more Jesus to sell
  How about a new Burrito from Taco Bell?
  I know what you're getting for Christmas
  
  Singing Fa la. Fa la. Fa la. Fa la .Fa la. Fa la.
  I know what you're getting for Christmas
  
  For the drunkard in the bar, another glass of booze
  For the gambler in Las Vegas, another hand to lose
  For the grammar school nerd, another bully to fight
  For the lonely and disheartened, another endless night
  And all the pretty girls will get another kiss
  I know. I know
  
  I know what you're getting for christmas