Tytuł: 5000 Ways To Die

• Wykonawca: Nerf Herder
• Wyświetleń: 282

There must be 5000 ways to die
  And each one ends the same way if you try
  Your friends all stand around
  While they dump you in the ground
  And the people who loved you will ask why oh why oh why oh why
  
  And the bastard you hated the most
  Will stand up and give you a toast
  He'll say "We were such good friends especially near the end"
  Then he'll feel up your girlfriend in front of your ghost
  
  So get in your car and drive real fast
  Up in the attic with a shotgun blast
  Take a bath with a clock radio
  Vodka and valium overdose
  Have you ever tried?
  There must be 5000 ways to die
  
  And if you're very lucky
  You'll get your picture in the paper on page three
  25 words will summarize how you spent your whole damn life
  One day on that page
  Next day into the hamster cage
  
  So get in your car and drive real fast
  Up in the attic with a shotgun blast
  Take a bath with a clock radio
  Vodka and valium overdose
  All the glamour can be yours with a loaded .44
  Have you ever tried?
  There must be 5000 ways to die