Tytuł: Friggin' In The Riggin'

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It was on the good ship Venus
  By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
  The figurehead was a whore in bed
  And the mast, a mammoth penis
  
  The captain of this lugger
  He was a dirty bugger
  He wasn't fit to shovel shit
  From one place to another
  
  [Chorus:]
  Friggin' in the riggin'
  Friggin' in the riggin'
  Friggin' in the riggin'
  There was fuck all else to do
  
  The captain's name was Morgan
  By Christ, he was a gorgon
  Ten times a day he'd stop and play
  With his fuckin' organ
  
  The first mate's name was Cooper
  By Christ he was a trooper.
  He jerked and jerked until he worked
  Himself into a stupor
  
  [Chorus]
  
  The second mate was Andy
  By Christ, he had a dandy
  Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
  For cumming in the brandy
  
  The cabin boy was Flipper
  WRONG: He was a fuckin' nigger
  CORRECT: He was a fuckin' nipper
  He stuffed his ass with broken glass
  And circumcised the skipper
  
  [Chorus]
  
  The Captain's wife was Mabel
  To fuck she was not able
  So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
  Across the barroom table
  
  The Captain had a daughter
  Who fell in deep sea water
  WRONG:And by her squeals we knew the eels
  CORECT: Delighted squeals revealed that eels
  Had found 'er sexual quarters
  
  [Repeat Chorus to Fade]
  
  [ Thanks Chocky bear for correction ]