Tytuł: Fatty McGee

• Wykonawca: Adam Sandler
• Wyświetleń: 476

[Talking quietly]
  [M1:] "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man."
  [M2:] "We just had a test a week ago.
  Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!"
  [M1:] "And it counts for 80 percent of our grade."
  [M2:] "Well we better study our butts off."
  [M1:] "Well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library."
  [M2:] "Ok, enough talking, let's study!"
  [M1:] "All right."
  [Turning pages]
  
  [Heavy steps]
  [M2:] "Uh oh"
  [M1:] "Oh no! Fatty McGee is coming.
  We'll never get any studying done with him in the library."
  [Heavy steps continue]
  [M2:] "Oh god, he's taking the stairs!
  That means he's going to be way out of breath!"
  
  [Fatty whining, try to catch breath]
  [M1:] "Oh no, he's going to sit with us."
  [Fatty: Annoying whining voice] "Hey fellas, studying for the big test?"
  [M1:] "Uh, yes Fatty, we were."
  [Fatty: Still trying to catch breath] "Great! I'll join ya."
  [Fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly]
  [M2:] "Hey Fatty, why don't you go to the bathroom 'till you catch your breath?"
  [Fatty:] "No, no, I'm catching it!"
  [Fatty continuing to whine and snort]
  [M1:] "Ok, ok Fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, we're trying to concentrate."
  [Fatty: Continuing to wheeze and whine louder] "Sure, no problem."
  [M1:] "Oh man."
  [Fatty: Still snorting and whining loudly]
  "This test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know."
  [Whining continues even louder]
  [M1:] "Yes Fatty, we know, we just said that."
  [Wheezing continues a little softer]
  [M2:] "Fatty! Please keep it down!"
  
  [Fatty makes snoring/whining sounds]
  
  [M2:] "Is he sleeping!?"
  [M1:] "No, it's his deviated sceptum.
  Seriously Fatty, keep the breathing down."
  [Snoring stops, more weird noise starts]
  [M2:] "Ahh geez Fatty, what's wrong with you!?"
  [Fatty: Pausing, snorting] "I'm trying."
  [Whining continues]
  [M1:] "Fatty, you know what's going to happen!
  Stop breathing so heavy! Please we gotta study!"
  [Whining gets higher and higher until it's continuous]
  [M2:] "Oh no, that one's going to do it!"
  
  [Fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reeling]
  [M2:] "Fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!"
  [Fatty: Continuing his LOUD annoying whine] "I'm sorry!"
  [Fireman Ray:] "Fire! Man the building!"
  [M1:] "Sorry Fireman Ray, it's not the fire alarm."
  [Fireman Ray:] "Fatty McGee, is that you again!?"
  [Fatty: Stillin whining annoyingly] "Yes." [Snort] "Sorry." [Snort]
  [Fireman Ray:] "Didn't we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?"
  [Fatty: Whiney voice] "But I like the stairs!"
  [Fireman Ray: annoyed] "Why!?"
  [Fatty: Still whining horribly] "They're fun!"
  [Fireman Ray:] "Oh Fatty McGee, you're the fattest!"
  [Everyone laughing at stupid joke]
  [Raspberry]