Tytuł: Mr. Bake-O

• Wykonawca: Adam Sandler
• Wyświetleń: 473

I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV
  It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see
  I just lit some crazy ass shit
  that my friend overnight mailed to me
  
  I'm fucking wasted
  It's the best shit I ever tasted
  I think they fucking laced it
  Cause I'm so damn lambasted
  
  Oh my friend came over so I packed him a pipe
  I told him he better go easy with this shit but he didn't believe the hype
  He sparked three bows just to show he could take it
  Two minutes later he was playing backgammon naked
  
  He's fucking wasted
  It's the best shit he ever tasted
  He's lost in fucking spaced-ed
  Cause he's so wicked wicked wasted
  
  Oh I spent the last two hours
  hiding under my bed
  Cause I looked in the garbage can
  and I think I saw my Uncle Louie's head
  
  I'm fucking wasted
  
  Well my friend blew a hit into my pet bird's face
  The bird laughed hysterically and started to moonwalk all over the place
  He tripped over the toaster wire and fell on his beak
  He looked at the two of us and he started to speak
  
  I'm fucking wasted
  It's the best shit I've ever tasted
  My brain's been erased-ed
  Well fucking fried
  
  I'm sitting in the bathtub wanting something to eat
  I wanted a pizza the bird said Pepperoni would be sweet
  Delivery guy showed up four hours later, handed me his shoe
  I said we ordered pizza buddy, what the hell's up with you
  
  I'm fucking wasted
  It's the best shit I ever fucking tasted
  Oh fucking shit
  
  I'm way too baked