Tytuł: Ode To My Car

• Wykonawca: Adam Sandler
• Wyświetleń: 553

Here we go
  
  Piece of shit car
  I got a piece of shit car
  That fuckin' pile of shit
  Never gets me very far
  
  My car's a big piece of shit
  'Cause the shocks are fucking shot
  And my seatbelt's fucking broken
  I got to tie it in a knot
  (It's a piece of shit)
  
  I can't see through the windshield
  'Cause it's got a big fucking' crack
  And the interior smells real bad
  'Cause my friend puked in the back
  (It's a piece of shit)
  
  (Piece of shit car)
  Piece of shit car
  (He's got a piece of shit car)
  It sucks royal dick
  (That fuckin' pile of shit)
  100% crap
  (Never gets him very far)
  Oh fuck you car
  
  It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track
  Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
  (They can bite his ass too)
  And I got no fuckin' brakes
  I'm always way out of control
  Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it asshole"
  (You fuckin' piece of shit)
  
  (Piece of shit car)
  I got piece of shit car
  (He got a piece of shit car)
  Diesel gas sucks my ass
  (That fuckin' pile of shit)
  That pile of metal shit
  (Never gets him very far)
  
  Oh what the fuck did I do
  What the fuck did I do
  What the fuck did I do
  To get stuck with you
  You're too wide for drive-thru
  And you smell like the shoe
  But I'm too broke to buy something new
  Oh fuck me
  
  Well the engine likes to flood
  The car always fuckin' stalls
  And the seat cushion's got a big rip
  So a spring always pokes the balls
  (Ouch, ouch, ouch)
  Plus the door locks are busted
  I gotta use a fucking coat hanger
  (What a pain in his ass)
  And if a girlie sees my car
  There's no chance I'll ever bang her
  (He never ever gets da pussy)
  Hey shut up
  (Piece of shit car)
  You piece of shit car
  
  (You got a piece of shit car)
  You piece of shit car
  (Piece of shit car)
  Bald fuckin' tires
  (You got a piece of shit car)
  No rearview fucking mirror
  (Piece of shit car)
  Seven different colors
  (You got a piece of shit car)
  Fucking rag for a gas cap
  (Piece of shit car)
  Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
  (You got a piece of shit car)
  (Piece of shit car)
  (You got a piece of shit car)
  (Piece of shit car)
  Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser
  (You got a piece of shit car)
  Cabby give me a push
  (Piece of shit car...)