Tytuł: Oh Mom...

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[Silverware clicking]
  [M1:] "Can you pass the beats please?"
  [F1:] "Here you go"
  [M1:] "Thanks"
  [Brad:] "Hey Mom, guess what?
  I got invited to a party tonight!
  And I'm gonna go if that's ok with you."
  [Mom:] "NOOO!!"
  [Brad:] "Why not Mom?"
  [F1:] "Yeah, why mom? He should go."
  [Brad:] "It's gonna be fun. I'll get to meet new people..."
  [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
  [Brad:] "Oh mom..."
  [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
  [F1:] "Don't wory Brad."
  
  
  [F2:] "Hey mom, I saw this great skirt at the mall today,
  but it was $34, which isn't that high of a price,
  but I was nervous to buy it.
  What do you think?
  [Mom:] "NOOO!!"
  [F2:] "Really? I really like it..."
  [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
  [F2:] "Oh mom, who is?"
  [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
  [F2:] "Mom, you're so paranoid."
  [Mom:] "NOOO!!"
  
  [M3:] "Hey mom, I gotta get up pretty early tommorrow for Little League try-outs."
  [Mom:] "NOOO!!"
  [M3:] "Yeah, I have to be at the field at 9 o'clock..."
  [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
  [M3:] "Do you think you could drop me off there?..."
  [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
  [M3:] "How am I gonna get there?"
  [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
  [M3:] "I'll walk I guess."
  [Mom:] "NOOO!!"
  
  [Cindy:] "Mom, can you pass the salad dressing?"
  [Mom:] "NOOO!!"
  [Cindy:] "Please?"
  [Mom:] "NOOO!!"
  [Cindy:] "Come on, mom."
  [Mom:] "NOOO!!"
  [Brad:] "I'll get it for you Cindy."
  [Cindy:] "Thanks Brad."
  [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
  [Cindy:] "Thanks for the tip, Ma."
  [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
  
  [Brad:] "Hey everyone, let's just go out for ice cream."
  [Mom:] "NOOO!!"
  [Brad:] "Why are we eating inside?
  It's a beautiful night.
  We need to get out more."
  [Mom:] "NOOO!!"
  [Cindy:] "Mother, Brad is right."
  [Mom:] "NOOO!!"
  [Cindy:] "We should go out, it'll be fun."
  [Mom:] "NOOO!!"
  [Cindy:] "Come on, let's go, I could go for some Maple Walnut."
  [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
  [M3:] "Yeah, we haven't gone out together in a long time."
  [Mom:] "NOOO!!"
  [Cindy:] "You wanna come Dave?"
  [Mom:] "NOOO!!"
  [Dave:] "No, I'll hang out with mom."
  [M1:] "You sure?"
  [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
  [Dave:] "Yeah, go without me."
  [M3:] "All right, see you guys later."
  [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
  
  [Dave:] "How are you, mom? Great meal tonight. Sure is...
  You sure know how to cook!
  Boy, oh boy, you're quite a lady.
  Say mom, uhm, can I go canoeing next weekend with my friend Barry?"
  [Mom:] "NOOO!!"
  [Dave:] "Please?"
  [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
  [Dave:] "Mom, you're over reacting!"
  [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
  [Dave:] "Why are you so overprotective!?"
  [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
  [Dave:] "Mom! I'm going to the ice cream place!
  You're just so set in your ways it drives me crazy!"
  [Bangs on the table, gets up]
  [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
  [Screen door closes]
  [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at him!"