Tytuł: The Adventures Of The Cow

• Wykonawca: Adam Sandler
• Wyświetleń: 466

"And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning
  of a little league game getting hit by a pitch"
  
  [Baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow]
  [Cow:] Moo
  
  "And now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time,
  and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground"
  
  [Plane sounds]
  [M1:] Alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down,
  quit being a pansy and do it
  [Cow:] Moo
  [Ripcord sounds]
  [Cow:] Moo,mrr
  [Parachute opens]
  [Cow:] Moow
  [Thud]
  
  "And now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru
  and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries"
  
  [Cow opening paper bag]
  [Cow:] Moo,moo
  [Car screeches, and turns back around]
  [Cow:] Mrr
  
  "And now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break
  and then realises he can't swim"
  
  [Cow walking towards pool, big splash]
  [Cow:] Moo
  [Crowd cheering]
  [Cow:] Mrr,mrr
  [Underwater moo]
  
  "And now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club,
  when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on"
  
  [F1:] Ohh baby you like it when I dance with you
  [Cow:] Moo
  [F1:] Uh uh uh, you can't touch that
  [Cow:] Moo
  [Bouncer:] Keep your hands off the girl
  [Cow:] Moo
  [Bouncer:] Hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave
  [Cow:] Moo
  [M2:] Hey watch it cow
  
  "And now a cow playing tennis against farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle
  when the farmer makes an obvious bad call"
  
  [Tennis ball being hit]
  [Farmer:] That was out
  [Cow:] Moo
  [Farmer:] Don't tell me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out
  [Cow:] Moo
  [Farmer:] By at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a mark where it's out
  [Cow:] Moo
  [Farmer:] Don't tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out
  [Cow:] Mrr
  [Farmer:] You cannot see from that angle
  [Cow:] Moo
  
  "And now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is
  from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke"
  
  [Phone rings, cow picks it up]
  [Farmer:] Hello may I speak to the cow
  [Cow:] Moo
  [Farmer:] Hi, I'm a famous actor
  [Cow:] Moo
  [Farmer:] Oh, thank you very much,
  I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me
  [Cow:] Moo
  [Farmer:] Why don't I make reservations?
  [Cow:] Moo
  [Farmer:] And why don't I tell you my real name?
  farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle
  [Cow:] Mrr
  [Farmer:] Take that fatty
  [Cow:] Mrr
  [Slams down phone]
  
  "And now a cow gets his revenge on farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle"
  
  [Car sounds]
  [Farmer:] Pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time.
  [Car hits farmer]
  [Farmer:] Oooh
  [Cow:] Mooooooooooooo