Tytuł: Jamie's Petting Zoo

• Wykonawca: Guttermouth
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i've had my pet
  since i was nine years old
  i loved him and fed him
  but one day he attacked
  i knew he didn't love me back
  so i grabbed him like a football
  and punted fifty yards
  
  now i hate pets
  take yourself to the vet
  now i hate pets
  dolphins trapped in little nets
  now i hate pets
  you little fucking
  screaming shit-bag
  i should of let your mother
  eat you, little fucker
  
  so i got a little birdy
  and i trained it everyday
  he knew 1000 words
  but then he flew away
  but then i got him back
  the fucker wouldn't shut his trap
  so i took him to the bathroom
  and rubbed his beak in shit
  
  now i hate pets
  spotted owls in their nests
  now i hate pets
  bagged a deer and made a vest
  now i hate pets
  birds and bees and bears and bison
  pigs and parrots and pandas
  i fucking hate them all!!!
  
  i was walking through the park
  when a snake peered from his hole
  a perfect opportunity
  to take the bastard home
  i chopped his fucking head off
  with my handy garden hoe
  and made a lovely hat-band
  for my redneck cousin bo, heee-haaw!
  
  now i hate pets
  10,000 volts to the chest
  now i hate pets
  fed my cat some cigarettes
  now i hate pets
  you little fucking
  screaming shit-bag
  bastard
  fuck you, you
  fucking pig-shit licker, fuck!!!!!!