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Tytuł: Mr. Barbeque

  • Wykonawca: Guttermouth
  • Wy¶wietleń: 388
hey now, welcome to my house
  i'm gonna' have a bbq and maybe i'll invite ya'
  gotta side of pork
  gotta' side of creamy salad
  got a jar of cole slaw and a case of lighter fluid
  oh my god!
  my arm's on fire!
  somebody pass the dressing!
  everybody remain calm
  i'm a professional
  quickly submerge the arm in mayonnaise
  says mr. bbq
  
  hey, thanks a lot doc my arm's feeling great
  oh, by the way, could you pass the mouth watering pork rinds?
  o.k. i think it's about time for everybody's favorite pigs feet eating contest
  ready? go!!!
  well, it looks like it's last years champion mrs. brown
  she's in the lead
  no, wait, it's mr. brown
  mrs. brown, she's choking!!!
  
  weenies man
  chicken fried pork steaks
  skinless boneless chicken breasts
  mr. bbq.
  
  mrs. brown is fine
  now it's time to dine
  grab yourself a plate the pork is really great
  you know, you never can be too careful with those under cooked pork chops
  you could get some disease
  or worse yet, you could get struck by lightning
  or drown in a kiddie pool
  so don't be a fool, be sure to take all the necessary precautions when having a bbq
  
  weenies man
  chicken...