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Tytuł: 1-2-3 Slam

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okay, here's the story about my mom and dad
  one was white
  one was black
  i bet you think you're glad
  i'm a half breed, my skin is fair yet tan
  i don't know what the hell i'm on
  so 1, 2...1, 2, 3 slam!!!
  kinky hair when i wake up
  straight when i go to bed
  my dad speaks jive talk to me, don't know what he just said
  my mother she's a honkey
  my dad's kentucky fried
  i don't know what the hell i'm on
  so 1, 2...1, 2, 3 slam!!!
  
  back at home it's black eyed peas with a pot roast on the side
  it's hot dogs on friday nights
  the chicken's country fried
  my dad says "yo boy pass the peas!"
  my mom says pass the squash
  i need something to ease the pain
  so i'll go downtown and get some downers
  
  whoa, man, i'm a little bit slow
  but i've got to get up somehow
  got no money
  just a good idea
  let me tell you how
  i'll steal my parents credit cards
  oh yes i'll rip them off
  i'll go downtown to where dad works
  and get myself some cocaine
  
  now i'm high, and i'm not shy
  i'll get it off my chest
  my mom is white, she thinks she's right
  she thinks that she's the best
  my dad is just a negro, he's not one to play golf
  i don't know what the hell i am
  so1, 2...1, 2, 3 slam!!!