Tytuł: The Fez

• Wykonawca: DEAD MILKMEN
• Wyświetleń: 227

Hello, Colin; it's the fez!
  
  Who has angered the volcano god? [x4]
  You have angered the volcano god!
  
  I'd like to help you son, but you smell like a goat
  (ha ha ha ha)
  
  Chonga the goat-boy's in the village again [x2]
  He's frightening the women and he's raping the men because
  Chonga the goat-boy's in the village again!
  
  Excuse me while I puke and die
  (ha ha ha ha)
  
  Know what pisses me off, huh? You know what
  What really gets me mad in this life?
  It's the goddamn periodic table of elements.
  They've got 109 or so naturally occuring elements.
  Then they've got 10 or 11 of these
  Non-naturally occuring man-made elements.
  They give them names like Einsteinium,
  Californium, and Nobelium.
  And what I want to know is
  If they're man-made
  Just how the _hell_ can they be elements, huh?
  
  Know what's bothering my mind?
  
  There's a time for taking
  And a time for giving
  But ripping off the Butthole Surfers
  Is how we make our living
  (ha ha ha ha)