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Tytuł: My Band

  • Wykonawca: D-12
  • Wy¶wietleń: 424
Intro)
   I don't know dude...
   I think everyone's all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
   And I think everyone's got a fuckin problem with me dude...
   And they need to take it up with me after the show...
   Because...
  
   (Chorus)
   These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
   But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
   Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
   All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
  
   (Verse 1- Eminem)
   So I get off stage right and drop the mic
   Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
   "What's up ladies, my name's Slim Shady"
   I'm the lead singer in D12 baby
   They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
   "Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem"
   "I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock"
   "Please won't you please let me suck your cock"
   And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
   Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
   All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
   Throw their bras and panties on stage
   So like every single night they pick a fight with me
   But when we fight it's kinda like siblin rivalry
   Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
   Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
   Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
   Because I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
   This rock star shit, it's the life for me
   And all the other guys just despise me b
  
   (Chorus)
   These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
   But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
   Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
   All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
   My band (repeated 8xs)
  
   (Verse 2- Swifty)
   You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
   Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto
   Smash these vocals and do a performance
   But we in the van and he in a tour bus
   You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
   And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
   What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
   Cuz my shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
   See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
   All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
   So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map
   Doin' jumpin jacks while get whipped on my back
  
   (Verse 3- Kuniva and Konartis)
   Look him little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
   Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
   Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
   (Em: No I had an interview not you two)
   You gonna be late for soundcheck
   Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
   But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
   You know what man I'ma say somethin
   Hey yo Em
   (Em: You got somethin to say?!)
   Man no
   I thought you bout to tell him off, man what's up
   Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
   And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
   When I was bout to talk right after you
   I swear, I swear man
  
   (Chorus)
   These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
   But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
   Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
   All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
  
   (Verse 4- Proof)
   They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
   Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
   I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
   I Should cut his mic off when the musics starts
   Ready to stap on a dumbass fan
   Every time I'hear (Hey dude I love your band)
   We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments
   So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
   And these guys they can find every area code
   (Em: Proof carry my bag)
   Bitch carry your own
   Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
   (Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)
  
   (Verse 5- Bizarre)
   God dammit I'm sick of this group
   Time for me to go solo and make some loop
   I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
   Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack
   Lose Yourself video I was in the back
   Superman video I was in the back
   From the Media,I got some suggestions
   Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions
   Like who's D12, how we get started
   (What about Eminem?)
   Bitch are you retarded?
   Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
   Big ass stomache, bitches think I'm cute
   Then he told me to do situps to get buff
   I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
   Fuck D12, I'm outta this band
   I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne
  
   (Eminem)
   Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
   and it just tares my ass apart to know that you dont know my name
  
   (Chorus- Bizarre - {Bizarre also})
   These chicks don't even know the name of my band...{ha ha}
   But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...{Fuck Marshall}
   Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
   All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
   My Band (Repeated 9x)
  
   (Outro)
   The hottest boy band in the world...
   D12!
   (Eminem as a salsa singer))
   I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
   im the lead singer of my band, my salsa
   Makes all the pretty girl's wanna dance
   My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa...
   My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
   Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
   And take off their underpants
   My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
   And take off their underpants, my salsa
   (Where'd everybody go?)