Tytuł: Flirtin with desaster

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Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', butt mayonaise
   Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day
   Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', I passed some glass
   Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass
   I drank lots of apple wine last night
   And now my bowels, they don't feel so right
   Wet fart! Something don't feel right
   Wet fart! Soiled my pants tonight
  
   Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', butt mayonaise
   Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day
   Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', I passed some glass
   Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass
  
   Lack of control, what else can I say?
   My rectal dribble leaves a spot that stays
   Wet fart! No reason or rhyme
   Wet fart! Dinglberry time
  
   Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', butt mayonaise
   Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day
   Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', Ipassed some glass
   Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass
  
   Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', butt mayonaise
   Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day
   Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', Ipassed some glass
   Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass
  
   Now I lessen for you all to hear
   Don't trust that feeling knocking at your rear
   Wet fart! I'm not that perplexed
   Wet fart! You just might be next
  
   Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', butt mayonaise
   Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day
   Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', Ipassed some glass
   Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass
   Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', butt mayonaise
   Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day
   Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', Ipassed some glass
   Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass