Tytuł: It's not cricket

• Wykonawca: Squeeze
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She used to do a topless down at the Surrey Docks
   With tassels on her whatsits she did a t'riffic job
   Of raising all the eyebrows of every lunchtime mob
   She went with all the tossers who kick about a ball
   They say their club's the greatest, and she has kissed them all
   At the Arndale Center, she's up against the wall
   I can't name names cause that's not cricket
   I can't name names that would put me in it
   But that's another story in the finish
   I saw them at the pictures a tangled heap of love
   He had so many women, but only classy stuff
   I saw him at the clinic, a pink card up his cuff
   One holiday in Bognor a stag night hit the town
   The groom is in the car park with his trousers down
   But that's another story that won't be going round
   I can't name names cause that's not cricket
   I can't name names that would put me in it
   But that's another story in the finish
  
   The Deptford had a beano to Southend for the night
   With 40 crates of lager, to see the Southend lights
   The got home for their breakfast pissed out of their minds
   This girl gave me the minces so I asked her for a dance
   And in the death I kissed her and so I took a chance
   And when I went to touch her, she tried to break my arm
   I can't name names cause that's not cricket
   I can't name names that would put me in it
   But that's another story in the finish