Tytuł: Slap and tickle

• Wykonawca: Squeeze
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She was frigid like a Bible
   When she met her boyfriend Michael
   He took her in his Zephyr
   They sat like salt and pepper
   Looking out across the city
   From Lover's Leap is pretty
   The lights they flick and flutter
   He told her how he loved her
   Next night he called for her
   But Dad protected daughter
   And told him she was poorly
   A lie was told there surely
   So Michael felt rejected
   This wasn't quite expected
   He drove off to his local
   Where he felt anti-social
  
   She cried all night at missing
   The boy she could be kissing
   While he was falling over
   He drunk himself back sober
   And went home in a taxi
   And crashed out in the back seat
   He slept just like a baby
   Which he hadn't done just lately
   He saw her in the morning
   Out with his sister Pauline
   She felt all shy and soppy
   He acted cool and cocky
   He said tonight at Charlie's
   There's going to be a party
   I'll meet you at half seven
   She visualised the heaven
  
   If you ever change your mind
   Which you do from time to time
   Never chew a pickle
   With a little slap and tickle
   You have to throw the stone
   To get the pool to ripple
  
   That night they danced together
   It looked like love forever
   He put his hand on her leg
   You should have heard what she said
   He tried again much later
   It seemed to aggravate her
   He drove home in silence
   Avoiding all violence
   She said let's watch the city
   From Lover's Leap is pretty
   I think I need the fresh air
   She put a comb through her hair
   Then while she turned to kiss him
   And very nearly missed him
   She put her hand on his leg
   He felt her tongue in his head
  
   If you ever change your mind
   Which you do from time to time
   Never chew a pickle
   With a little slap and tickle
   You have to throw the stone
   To get the pool to ripple